The Declaration of Principles

1) Pizza may not always be simply a metaphor for the finest moments of our lives, the deepest sense of growth and meaning, the fun, or the very best that life has to offer. Art, film, music,theatre, thoughtful prose, poetry and dance do not fully encompass the fullness of Pizza. What we live for is part of Pizza, but it is not all of Pizza. Pizza has no beginning, and it has no end. Pizza could, on rare occasions, be a pizza. 

Corollary: With that understood, this site is completely dedicated to Pizza.

2) The Internet has been adequately stocked with sites for the left brained among us. This site, this undertaking, this mission and all adventures that may emanate from it, shall be dedicated to the right portion of the brain, exclusively.

Corollary: Since right-brained people never really bought into the whole left-brain right brain thing, this principle is principally dedicated to the left brained reader, which might seem to some to self violate this principal, however, once again, that apparent irony would only occur to the left brained readers, to whom this site is undedicated, anyway, hereby.

3) Finding your Pizza is all-important, and is in fact, the only reason we exist. If you do not know where your Pizza is, then you do not know where you are. If you do not know what your Pizza is, then you cannot expect to know how to look for it. Or where. 

It shall be the sole mission of this site to help you Find Your Pizza.

Clancy

Founder Emeritus, WheresMyPizza.com